oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
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Nathan Young: Series 1, episode 1.
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It’s okay, Bolin. We were all heartbroken before.
Awwwwww, by Cave Johnson.
The kazekage.
The Sand’s Wrath, by Rogie Custodio.
hahaha best thing ever!
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…Is it wrong to be attracted to this? Feels a bit… Oddish…
Poison Ivy, by Raf Marinetti.
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- Straight person: I support gay rights.
- Ignorant person: Gay.
- Straight person: No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.
- Ignorant person: Faggot. You're going to hell.
- Straight person: Okay cool, brb gonna go kick a dog.
- Ignorant person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? It's just a dog it's not hurting anybody, why are you being so cruel to it?
- Straight person: Oh lol wow didn't know you were a dog. Freak...
- Ignorant person: I'm not a dog...
- Straight person: Well obviously you are, why else would you being trying to stand up for dogs if you're not a dog?
- Ignorant person: Wow, don't you know you can stand up for something without being it?
- Straight person:
- Ignorant person: Oh
- Straight person: Go fuck yourself.
